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热爱猛男的5个理由 转载 国外球迷写的 笑s!不过是在此前写的,有的内容old了. (1) He's the only player in Roma's squad (excepting perhaps De Rossi) that I've never seen give up during a game. He's the closest thing we have to a Gattuso, without all the yellow cards of course. It's not surprising that he and Montella are the only Roma players not to be booed at some point this season by our fellow fans.
(2) The hair! Cufre's mane rules, being reminiscent of some sort of late 80s - early 90s mixture of hair rock and grunge. Cufre makes me want to start a band again...somebody needs to give that guy some drumsticks and a shredded Sabbath shirt or something. He rocks like no other.
(3) You can tell he watches Totti and Cassano in practice. Since the start of the season, our boy has consistently started to incorporate more and more fantasia into his game. Little flicks, backheels, dummies, etc... Cufre tries them all. Of course, the fact that the NEVER come off only makes it all the more charming. Best of all, he looks astounded when no one is there to get his unusual passes.
(4) Nobody else wants him. Sure, the likes of Siena and Livorno would be happy to have him in the squad, but that's about it. It's nice to have a player that's not linked to either Madrid, Juve, or one of the Milan clubs. Of our starting 11, he's the only player this year not to be linked to another major team. Even if Totti and Mancini go, Leandro will be with us per sempre.
(5) If he wasn't playing football, he'd be a professional wrestler. I am of course not referring to Olympic style mat wrestling, but rather "fake" wrestling. Being from Argentina, there are some many awesome cheesy names he could take on: The Argentine Assassian, The Buenos Aires Bastardizer, The Falkland Islands Motherfucker.
This is what happens when I feel compelled to post without having any real reason to. I was going to write something about the latest book I'm reading (The Natashas: The new global sex trade), but I'm in too good a mood for that. Look for it in the future. |