原创—恶搞欧洲杯众队夺冠之路

amani119 · 发表于 2012-6-4 20:26:24

PS:纯属恶搞无贬低诋毁任何球队的意思
 
 
德国队铁血夺冠之路
 
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: ; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" lang="EN-US" new="" times="" en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:=""> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" mso-hansi-font-family:?times="" roman?;="" times="" mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:?times="">话说欧洲杯揭幕战前一天，一个夜黑风高的夜晚，中国球迷为了调整时差在默默撸管的时候，元首满状态复活马上召开了<span style="FONT-FAMILY: ; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" roman?;="" times="" mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;=""> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">我的
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">奋斗、我的愤怒等专题鼓舞士气打鸡血大会，元首提出欲征服欧洲必先征服欧洲足坛的口号。
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><img style="WIDTH: 240px; HEIGHT: 242px" border="0" src="http://info.js0573.com/picfile/info/200801/2008012509024308.jpg" width="155" height="246"><img style="WIDTH: 451px; HEIGHT: 242px" border="0" src="http://p1.wo.baidu.com/1006/f6/c916ba8473770c4ec8220e1064db96f6/PicXDw5Gn.jpg" width="819" height="293">
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">元首提出了装甲军团的作战方针，全体德国队员被改造成了钢铁侠，颈部印有闪亮的BMW、benz等标志，小组赛荷兰、葡萄牙、丹麦
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">不战而降，4\1决赛遇见死对头俄罗斯，元首现场督战造成对方除教练外全体一级伤残，半决赛碰英格兰，英军将士表示拒绝参赛连
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">夜从<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">英吉利海峡逃回了本土，决赛只有欧足联主席普拉蒂尼一人到场，在授予全体德国队员铁十字勋章的同时吐血而亡。。元首接
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">替了他的岗<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">位，从此欧洲足坛便陷入了德意志的魔掌之下。
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span style="font-family: 宋体; " new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">英格兰队香艳冠军
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就在欧战开展前日，阿布与曼苏尔宴请了英格兰全队去天朝一日游，在天朝紫醉金迷的召唤下众将士毫无归意，英足总一气之下开除了
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">全队，大战在即英格兰的太太团展现了大无畏的爱国主义精神，愿替夫君去从军上演了一出足球版花木兰的好戏。。。。
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> 
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><img style="WIDTH: 407px; HEIGHT: 257px" border="0" src="http://club.sportscn.com/attachment/201107/1/171568_1309500814e0gg.jpg" width="457" height="555">
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> 
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt" new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">英格兰队派出了女队出战欧洲杯沦为了全欧洲的笑柄，夺冠赔率一路飙升至1赔天朝GDP,小组赛开打女足们使用了“一点式”球衣<span style="font-family: 宋体; " new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">
让对手鼻血横飞~~满场都是纸巾飞扬，并且造成了对手各种脚软。小组赛乌克兰、法国、瑞典纷纷拜倒在英格兰的石榴裙下，到了<o:p></o:p>
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">淘汰赛阶段各支强队为了对付太太团使出了各种射门神技（爆射、Y射、N射）均无法破门，各队最终鸟死弓藏英格兰队顺利夺冠<o:p></o:p>
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">英足总大喜准备派太太团门参加2014年巴西世界杯，太太团门纷纷应邀因为中国队无法参赛，随后世界杯更名为“色戒杯”。。。
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">意大利夺冠之路
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><img style="WIDTH: 176px; HEIGHT: 158px" border="0" src="http://i1.sinaimg.cn/ast/l/2008-11-26/U185P54T3D56750F59DT20081126103558.jpg" width="400" height="260">
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">意足协在陷入赌球门后十分尴尬，为了挽回意大利足球的声誉意足协表示要拿下欧洲杯，他们的目标锁定在“普干爹”<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">身<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">上，
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">意足协<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">：意思意思普：你这是什么意思？ <span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">意足协：我没什么意思，意思意思。普：你这就不够意思了。 意足协：小意思 
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">小意思。普：<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">你们真<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">有<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">意思。意足协：其实没有别的意思普：那我就不好意思了。。意大利顺利捧杯
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">西班牙永恒卫冕之路
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><img style="WIDTH: 195px; HEIGHT: 206px" border="0" src="http://news.mydrivers.com/Img/20100317/02211053.jpg" width="596" height="667"><img style="WIDTH: 252px; HEIGHT: 206px" border="0" src="http://blog.fund123.cn/admin/resources/webpic/qq443014583_20100712081357764.jpg" width="888" height="323">
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">都知道欧洲杯的卫冕是一个旷世魔咒，西班牙全队一直在寻求破解魔咒的方法，终于他们在遥远的中国发现了一个Bug级别<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">的
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">人物，西班牙队借踢友谊赛之名夜袭中国前来拜访“春哥”，春哥表示无鸭梨随即令西班牙众屌丝稍安勿躁坐等捧杯，随后西
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">班牙卫冕了2012年的欧洲杯、2014年的世界杯、2016年的欧洲杯、2018年的世界杯、2020年欧洲杯、2022年世界杯。。。永世
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">无限循环中。。。此后春哥在西方世界影响力超过了耶稣
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">法国队夺冠之路
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">欧战在即法国众将士将目光转向了伟大的“普干爹”，干爹昼思夜想终于弄了一个神策，欧足联于XX日召开新闻发布会为了弘扬
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">法国在“反种族歧视”斗争中做出的卓越贡献，特例让法国可以无限使用黑人球员并且不受23人大名单的制约。
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><img style="WIDTH: 255px; HEIGHT: 196px" border="0" src="http://i3.sinaimg.cn/ty/temp/1074/2012/0522/U5536P6T1074D8F31789DT20120522205802.jpg" width="179" height="216"><img style="WIDTH: 310px; HEIGHT: 195px" border="0" src="http://i2.sinaimg.cn/qc/news/2006-05-23/U1478P33T2D187829F2019DT20060523165237.jpg" width="378" height="176">
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> <span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="" style="font-size: 10.5pt; "><span style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(242,250,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT: 12px/22px 新宋体; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class="Apple-style-span">
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">德罗巴、埃辛、阿德巴约、埃托奥、图雷兄弟、米格尔、埃托奥、迪亚拉。。。。众牛人便出现在了法国队的大名单中，最终法国
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">队依<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">托强大的阵容和体能优势顺利捧杯，此后非洲杯便成为了法国梯队内战，世界杯中也没有了非洲地区的名额。。。<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> <span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 荷兰队复活夺冠之路 荷兰人一直在寻求从郁金香种提炼出美容的产品，谁料到这一技术尽达到了返老还童的神技，荷兰科学家认为这一成果首先应在征战 欧洲杯的荷兰队身上使用。<div> </div><div><img src="http://img.7m.cn/s_img/history/wc_58.jpg" border="0"> </div><div><span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 博格坎普、范巴斯滕、克鲁伊夫、里杰卡尔德、西多夫、内斯肯斯、戴维斯、斯塔姆、弗兰克.德波尔、古利特、范德萨。。。。。 等等一大批巨星恢复到了各自的黄金时期，并加入征战欧洲杯的队伍，正所谓姜还是老的辣，荷兰队一众妖人牛人在本届本赛中披星 斩月勇夺桂冠，打破了无冕之王的魔咒。随后欧洲转会市场出现了一个黄金时期，罗纳尔多、齐达内、菲戈、鲁伊科斯塔等一众巨星 相继返老还童成为免签球员，曾一度风靡转会市场的阿尔扎、卡瓦尼、拉维奇、香川等屌丝正在为打不上主力而默默发愁。。。。。。</div><div> </div><div>俄罗斯队夺冠之路 在俄罗斯的克林姆林宫普京正在策划俄罗斯队的作战法案，首先大批军售订单卖给地球村最有钱的中东国家豪取了巨额资金，随后这 位前克格勃系统出生的职业杀手正在酝酿着通过政治手段夺冠</div><div> </div><div><img src="http://img.rian.ru/images/9980/17/99801719.jpg" border="0"> </div><div><span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""><span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 普京出访了小组赛三个对手，普京大笔一挥一份份巨额经济刺激方案摆在了各国元首的台面上，深陷债务危机希腊率先接受，其他国 家也笑而接纳，小组赛俄罗斯3胜净胜30球顺利出线，4/1碰德国普京承诺德国工业产品在俄罗斯销售免税，半决赛碰意大利普京表 示意大利的黑手党将被和谐掉，决赛碰法国普京表示法国人的养老保险将由俄罗斯买单，最终俄罗斯顺利夺冠，大赛组委会授予普京 公平竞赛奖。
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
希腊队夺冠之路
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times=""> 
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">话说希腊众神在奥林匹斯山脉收到了希腊全队发来的Email请求大神相助搞定欧洲杯，众神召开了XXX人民代表大会后决议派遣
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">战神<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">奎托斯<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">完成这一神圣的任务。<o:p></o:p>
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奎托斯来到希腊队后被主教练桑托斯放在后腰的位置上，训练课上奎托斯误伤了23名队友只好由自己一人出战，正赛后的绿茵场彻底<o:p></o:p>
<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">沦为了屠<span new="" times="" zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa?="" roman?;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:="" ?times="" roman?;mso-bidi-font-family:="" roman?;mso-hansi-font-family:?times="">宰场，各支国家队直接被灭门，C罗、托雷斯、鲁尼、穆勒等一大批球星早早告别了绿茵场。。。<o:p></o:p>
 
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中田英寿 · 发表于 2012-6-4 23:11:27

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夢龍 · 发表于 2012-6-4 23:16:47

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