【猛料】Nicolas Anelka:he slapped me across the face with his penis

罗马飞鱼 · 发表于 2009-8-12 17:00:17

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Chelsea forward Nicolas Anelka has the football world on tenter hooks with the imminent release of his audacious autobiography ‘It’s not me. It’s everyone else.’ Which critics are are already labelling ’shocking’ and ‘compelling.’ 
The book, which details Anelka’s rise from Parisian street urchin to World Cup winner certainly pulls no punches, firing broadsides at former team mates from Real Madrid, Arsenal, Manchester City, Paris St German, Liverpool and Galatasary. 
“I wasn’t accepted anywhere I went.” Says Anelka with heart breaking honesty. 
In it Anelka exposes the bullying tactics employed by multi national clubs world wide and holds a mirror to the ugly face of football. Some critics have even labelled it the sports equivilent to Nelson Mandela’s ‘Long Walk to Freedom.’ 
However none of the targets suffer the wrath of Anelka as much as former team mate Patrick Vieira, whom Anelka describes as a ‘world class git.’ 
In excerpts to be serialised in the Guardian Anelka reveals: 
“My career at Arsenal was going from strength to strength until the day I crossed Vieira, who was better known in the Arsenal dressing room as ‘Le Long.’ I was playing against Fulham at Highbury and I remember receiving a ball from Bergkamp, then rounding the keeper with ease and, with the goal wide open, somehow managing to screw the ball wide at the last minute. It only happened because the sun was in my eyes. It wasn’t my fault! Anyway Vieira gave me a glare and I knew I was in trouble, afterwards in the showers he tore into me and I just snapped, I knew I shouldn’t have, but I called him a ‘lanky limbed boombaclart.’ 
At first he just stared at me with his hollow eyes. Then….. 
WHAM! 
Just like that he slapped me across the face with his penis. Just once. But it knocked me back a few steps. It was like being struck by a wet kipper. No one could believe what they saw! Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to be smacked across the face with a 14″ pork sword in front of your team mates? It was the worst moment of my life. No one said anything for what seemed like an eternity, the silence was only broken when Ashley Cole asked “Is it my turn?” It was then I knew I had to leave. When Wenger found out what he’d done he merely high fived him and shouted “And that’s why he’s the captain. POW! Look at that thing!” 
Anelka’s book reveals how he only regained his confidence eventually playing alongside Paul Dickov at Manchester City. “He could fit it in a polo.” Anelka reveals. 
However not all are sympathatic to Anelka’s plight. Diagne N’dour, Vieira’s life long agent and business partner, described Anelka’s book as a ‘disgrace.’ 
N’dour wrote on his website that, if anything, Anelka should be privileged that he was allowed to touch Vieira’s chopper: 
“In our country it is a great honour to be shown, let alone come into contact with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker. Instead of painting my client as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologising for sullying my clients penis with his miserable, miserable face.” 
Patrick Vieira is yet to comment on these accusations. 
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罗马飞鱼 · 发表于 2009-8-12 17:01:21

黑大粪太BT了[em07] [em07] [em07]

青衫磊落离歌黯 · 发表于 2009-8-12 23:03:53

之前看到就被雷了

维黑确实够铞。。。。

青衫磊落离歌黯 · 发表于 2009-8-12 23:05:32

那时我人生最糟糕的时刻，没人说一句话，直到阿什利-科尔说“是不是轮到我了”

阿科尔也够铞的[em01]

中田英寿 · 发表于 2009-8-13 00:31:04

根本不可能的故事。阿内尔卡走的时候，科尔还刚在水晶宫出道当范志毅的队友。况且维埃拉要达到如何的高度才能用自己的小JJ抽到阿内尔卡的脸。另外，那时候的维埃拉远还不是什么队长，那时的队长是亚当斯。

totti9416 · 发表于 2009-8-13 00:34:41

卧槽重口味啊

罗马飞鱼 · 发表于 2009-8-13 08:26:25

原帖由 中田英寿 于 2009-8-13 00:31 发表 <A href="http://www.romabbs.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=729411&ptid=23821" target=_blank><IMG alt="" src="http://www.romabbs.com/images/common/back.gif" border=0></A> 根本不可能的故事。阿内尔卡走的时候，科尔还刚在水晶宫出道当范志毅的队友。况且维埃拉要达到如何的高度才能用自己的小JJ抽到阿内尔卡的脸。另外，那时候的维埃拉远还不是什么队长，那时的队长是亚当斯。

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Y破坏气氛
PS：够专业。。。

圣·罗马 · 发表于 2009-8-13 10:18:12

可能阿内尔卡当然坐在池子里，一回头被黑维的JJ打中了脸。

山黛 · 发表于 2009-8-13 11:14:21

一根14寸的猪肉条
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besharp · 发表于 2009-8-13 12:25:30

网友杜撰的，已经辟谣了

mecios · 发表于 2009-8-14 09:33:51

楼上的，破坏气氛。。。。。。。。。。[em08] [em08] [em08]

playRoma · 发表于 2009-8-14 10:56:31

1寸是2.54cm
　　14寸就是2.54*14=35.56cm

罗马飞鱼 · 发表于 2009-8-14 11:56:16

原帖由 playRoma 于 2009-8-14 10:56 发表 <A href="http://www.romabbs.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=729794&ptid=23821" target=_blank><IMG alt="" src="http://www.romabbs.com/images/common/back.gif" border=0></A> 1寸是2.54cm 　　14寸就是2.54*14=35.56cm

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